"Very nice Freeby's"

Very nice freebies? Is that what you meant? What is all this crap at the bottom? A neon cash machine sign? A scorpion? Are you really giving away those children for free? Isn't that illegal? FLAG! FLAG!

Magic Eye

It was the hot shit. I bet you would see even more crazy stuff if you huffed that can of spray paint laying on the floor...

Fat Cat

A bit fat? Unless your cat is part cougar, there is no reason it should not be able to fit in this gigantic box. Are you feeding it McDonalds?

Dragon Kite

"Mommy, I can't sleep, there is a huge dragon hanging from my ceiling!"

scorpion belt and swimming lessons

If you don't want all of the random shit that I cleaned out of my closet, I do offer swimming lessons.

WTF?

What exactly are you talking about sir? i even left the contact info on this one...maybe you need a free santa letter to use however you would like...

House Trained Squirrels

Thank God! I've been wanting a squirrel but I just don't have the time to house train it!

Hell Boy

Unless you are Rick Allen (the one armed drummer from Def Leppard) or are going to dress up as Hell Boy for Halloween, you really won't be interested in this posting. Equipment for one arm, what do I do with the other one?

Tall Dead Cactus

Just put it in the dumpster for Christ's sake. Is that Charlie Brown's Christmas tree in the background?

Sheep Dog

First, this is the best picture you could get of the stuffed animal that doesn't move? Second, why would I give a child a toy that I got for free, used, off of Craigslist?