Play Fort

Hey! I'm going to tell you this really long stupid story, then show you a picture of an awesome play fort. But guess what? you are just getting a whole bunch of 2x4s! HAHAHA! I moved to Gig Harbor! Who cares? Burn that shit.

Free Cat Piss

You sir, are awesome. Your humor in this horrible situation is applauded, however we all know the problem is not the couch, but the cat. The cat is what should really be up on craigslist. It did wonders for me. I even have Rita the Russian's contact info if you need to offload that shit sack pissing cat on someone who will love and cherish it.

Bird kabobs

Bird Kabob? Am I cooking my bird the size of a cockatiel? And thank you for mentioning that the toy is portable because I am one of those crazy bird people that must take it everywhere. God forbid my little birdie doesn't have something to play with when I take it out in public.