Tons of Umbrellas

This just sounds like a case for hoarders. How the hell did you acquire 20 umbrellas, and why would anyone else need that many?

Jeans!

I have a huge box of jeans that I want you to take, realize that you can't use, and then you have to try to get rid of them! Or...get out your loom and make a rug. Jean rugs are all the rage in the design world!

Free RV

Every single statement you make is followed by a statement making it not true. Floor is rotted out, everything is there...No, the floor isn't there. Cleaning your place before the winter come? You are getting a hell of a start buddy! Way to go. Also, I'm glad that it ran good, but how does it run now? I guess we should be glad the driver door is missing, easier to tuck and roll when it breaks down on the side of I-5.